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Never Go To Church Again!

Thursday, July 9, 2009 , Posted by Guttermouth at 11:05 AM

I'm going to take a brief break from the "Blue Like Jazz" inspired posts and write about something which has been weighing on me as of late... church and how we view it. Here's the average Sunday church experience for the average Christian:

Put on your Sunday best and head to the church, the building, with a group of other well-dressed and obedient protestants.

Walk past the "First Church of the Whatever" sign and glance and see what the pastor will be talking about today. Get excited to see we're going to have one of those entertaining/funny sermons. This week it's:

First Church of the Whatever

Q: Why didn't Cain please God?
A: Because he just wasn't Able (or Abel if you want to be extra cute)


Sit down, face front, and let the music begin. Bring the leather-bound bible and set it gently on the pew next to you along with the hymnal (only approved "worship" songs come from the hymnal... it was printed in 1968... I have no clue what they did before that, played a harp or something). Sing 3 songs (gotta beat the Baptists to lunch, after all), Lord's Prayer. Now to learn about Jesus.

Then the sharply dressed preacher takes to the pulpit and delivers a 25-minute message of comfort about how Jesus loves them regardless of what they did during the week and throw in 2 or 3 jokes just to make sure everyone feels really good about themselves when they leave.

We do this every week because of the traditions we have carried on from the time of the first church. Back when Jesus wore his 3-piece suit to teach unchallenging messages with a touch of humor and sing a few songs with his followers. Wait... that's not what the first church was like?!? But we do things this way because they've always been done this way, right?

No, the first documented gathering of the church also happens to be my very favorite part of the bible. Matthew 5:1-7:29. This is what is commonly known as "The Beatitudes" and the "Sermon on the Mount". Getting into the specifics of the sermon on the mount is a whole other blog series entirely, but here's a link which I suggest you take the time to read and really think about the depth of this sermon and this church gathering.

But, how can you have church on a hillside? There's no sound board. No overhead. No Powerpoint. No guitar. Those are the things which make a church a church!

No, that's not true. Here's what "the church" was and should be trying to restore itself to be (regardless of a building or technology):

Church was a bunch of Christ-followers and some other people who had the word taken to them coming together to follow and live with Jesus. It doesn't matter if it was Sunday morning, Tuesday afternoon, or Saturday night. The purpose of the church was for a community of believers to walk together in their faith in God and His son, Jesus Christ.

If you continue read on from the Sermon on the Mount, there's several other gatherings listed in pretty short succession. It appears Christ had his "church" with him wherever he went. The sermon could have been 20 seconds or two hours, but always with the same intent... teaching a message of faith, and loving God and your neighbor. Not just Sunday mornings. But 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

The real church is described perfectly in Colossians 2:6-7

My counsel for you is simple and straightforward: Just go ahead with what you've been given. You received Christ Jesus, the Master; now live him. You're deeply rooted in him. You're well constructed upon him. You know your way around the faith. Now do what you've been taught. School's out; quit studying the subject and start living it! And let your living spill over into thanksgiving.

So, I urge you, stop going to church and start being the church. That... will revolutionize the world.

Currently have 4 comments:

  1. Call Me Cate says:

    If church could be more like the church you describe, I'd be more interested in going. I always find myself wrapped up in the community and experience - until I find myself bogged down in the politics and the money.

    I'm glad I've started following your blog. Two posts in and already you've given me much to ponder.

  1. Anonymous says:

    Amen. Man, I love reading your blog. You always give me so much to think about Christ and my relationship with Him. I totally agree with you on the definition of church being skewed in most peoples' minds.

    Thanks for the link btw, I'm definitely gonna go check that out!

  1. Hello there. Just checking out new blogs and I really like yours. Feel free to come check out mine if you'd like. :)

  1. Hey look! I finally found your blog! Good post, really gets you thinking. I'm not a religious person and this is the reason why... too many politics in the church. I really like your views on religion.

    So consider this bookmarked so I can keep reading and not bugging you for the link anymore! :)

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